Dear Child O' Mine

Notes & Letters to My Child… Which Will One Day Embarass Him

My New Nose

Dear Child O’Mine

I want to thank you for my new nose… I am hoping that one day it will go back to what it originally looked like. But I would love it if you would stop banging into it for a few days so if can heal from the smashing you gave me a few mornings ago. I love you dearly but I am sorry you have inherited my hard ass head.

Love, Mommy

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